Friday, March 24, 2006

Jack Chick track of the Week

I know, it's been more than a week. But now that I've created a new bucket o'bandwidth (with which to rip Jack), I should be more loyal to this premise & promise.

So without further ado, tonight's episode:











































(well, let's just call this Nate's alternate ending)






Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Mission Accomplished

I just love restrospectives, don't you?

June 5th, 2003
Bush to troops: Mission accomplished



February 23rd, 2006
Dozens killed as Iraq slides towards civil war


MP Geraldo?



Geraldo Rivera for Israeli Knesset?

Don't really have a big opinion or tirade to make about this. Other than the fact that Geraldo is a total douchebag. A "Doosh Banoony" some might say.

But I did find this statement funny:
"Can you imagine me going nose to nose
with my fellow legislators from some of the
narrowly based parties?"

(bold print mine)

Yeah, & with no joke attached. I'm just suprised he didnt say "shnoz to shnoz". Can you imagine?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

SC illuminati ALERT, Part II: More fun with Suplin

Not more than a day after I posted this about your friend & mine "Steve Suplin", I recieved a response from mansonlover69, author of the tremendous 2004 blog entry about Suplin's apparently overflowing slime.

It also just so happens that mansonlover69 is a fellow mycult comrade - & after a few exchanges of 1's & 0's the flood-gates on Suplin-gate have split wide open.

First off, "K" (until I get her real-name go-ahead) confirmed that her "Mr. Suplin" was indeed our Steve:

yes, Mr. Steve Suplin he "resigned" from Kamiak HS earlier this year... but he really didnt have a choice... he was told he could either leave or get fired lol
(again, sounds very familiar)

But in further correspondence, she divulged this tender morsel:
He was out of school for the first semester last year because he got into a car accident. So then he used that to justify using "medicinal" marijuana and pain killers.

Again, familiar... BUT this morsel also confirmed something that I had found in my original go-lookie-this-for-me machine search - someone responding to a classified ad for "Painkillers Oxycontin Percocet Vicodin for sale":

Name: Steve Suplin E-Mail: ssup26@verizon.net Date/Time: October 01, 2004 at 12:01 AM Subject: Re: Painkillers Oxycontin Percocet Vicodin for sale * * * In Reply to: Re: Painkillers Oxycontin Percocet Vicodin for sale * * * posted by jim mcgee on March 21, 2004 at 12:50 AM Home Page: JIM MCGEE -- I AM RESPONDING. HAVE CHRONIC BACK PAIN DUE TO AUTO ACCIDENT. EXTREME. AM INTERESTED IN 7.5 MG PERCOCET. -SS

What were the rules for Woodward & Bernstein during Watergate? Two sources? PRINT THAT PUPPY! hahaha

But it gets even better. For some reason, I just decided to google Suplin again today - thinking I might get something more. I got this (2nd result): Blog scripted by your's truly

Significance: All we need now is for Steve to google his own name, & then the chips fall (and the good-times roll). Thanks for failing me in English Lit Suplin... Karma's a bitch, no?

Note: I really do believe that a meeting of the SC illuminati is in order soon (I'll try to get an appearance by our patron saint: Herr Osborne).

SC illuminati ALERT


Your's truly, the google super-sleuth, plugged "Steve Suplin" into the ol' amazin go-lookie-up-this-for-me machine... au voilla:

Recalling the heady days of progressive station KZAM

Ho-hum, right. But look closer at the names/faces in that photo... especially the Gabe Kotter look-alike in the middle listed as "Steve Suplin"

(curse the gods I wish I could enlarge this photo)

Yeah. Steve Suplin, Progressive DJ... Oh what tangled webs we weave

Nate's exhibit-B:
Still readily available is Suplin's recent tirade against would-be dry-humping in the Everett Herald:
"Paper promoted teens cuddling"
(curse the gods I wish I could find this cuddling photo)

Nate's exhibit-C:
This random weblog entry (dated November 22, 2004) from one manson_lover69 with the following passage:

i tend to post when i'm bored... woot for me... not...

oh dudes... i think mr. suplin is seriously infatuated with me or something
... i'm not kidding... hes always asking me to answer all his questions and i didnt do my A.R. last quarter so i shouldda had a C, but he magically said i did so he gave me an A-... oh and hes always like, "kayleigh, come over here for a second *stares at boobs*... ok, go back to your desk" what the fuck is that about... lol... dude... hes the biggest stoner @ our school... he always gives me "the look" *shudders* gross!! enough about this, i'm feelin sick talkin about it ugh

Yeah, that sounds about right. The Nate rests